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This card enters your field with seven [+100/+100] counters on it.
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to this card. If damage was prevented this way, remove a [+100/+100] counter from this card.
Flavour:
"Hm, now where'd he go off to?" "How should I know?" "Did he go looking for the apples?" "Exactly how many of use were there anyway?"